Are you looking for funny quotes about love and relationships? Check out our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh.
People with a great sense of humor have long expressed their views on love and relationships through romantic comedies and funny love quotes. Funny love quotes focus on the humorous side of relationships, from falling in love to the struggles couples face in relationships. These are all lighthearted jokes about love and relationships. Below you will find funny love quotes that describe these humorous situations. Some of these cute and funny love quotes are from movies and TV shows and are perfect to share with him/her. We’ve had the pleasure of collecting these quotes and hope you enjoy them.
Love is like heaven, but it can also hurt like hell.
Love is a lot like backache. You can’t see it on an X-ray, but you know it’s there. george burns
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, not doing it because you will miss them!
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It’s at work 24/7, 365 days from the time you’re born until you fall in love. Sophie Monroe
They say true love is hidden around every corner, I must have been beating around the bush.
You know that little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense when you leave the body.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to stop. HL Mencken
Love is the seventh sense and it destroys all other six senses.
A man in love is incomplete before marriage. Then he was finished. Gabor Zasa Zasa
If you’ve never been stopped before, it’s not true love.
Don’t fall in love. Falling off the bridge hurt less.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May
Relationships are a walk in the park. jurassic park
Facebook should limit the number of times you can change your relationship status. 3 should be defaulted to “Unstable”.
In a relationship, the man wears the pants, but the woman controls the zipper.
It seems tempting to be in a relationship, but it’s also tempting to get on the Titanic and see what happened there.
In any argument, women have the final say. Anything the man says after that is the start of a new argument.
When a woman says “What?” it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She gives you the opportunity to change what you say.
Say what you will about women, but I think it takes talent to be able to turn a sentence into a six-hour argument.
Women may not be able to find their keys, headband, or shoes…but they can remember what you said 8 months ago.
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
When a woman starts laughing during an argument, she flips a psychological switch and is ready to murder you.
When a woman says, “Do what you want,” don’t do what you want.
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix a problem, he will fix it. There is no need to remind him every six months.
It’s kind of cute when a boy is jealous. When a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to begin.
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think…damn, he’s such a lucky guy.
My boyfriend can’t hide his phone from me. As long as we are together, it will not be iPhone, but wePhone.
If my boyfriend told me he was with his female friend. I hope it’s 6. That way they could carry his coffin.
Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I will throw those mountains on your head.
All I know is that one of us is right and the other is you.
My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the gym. What does she want to do? Strengthen leave me?
If your partner is angry with you, you can put a cloak on them and say “Now you are very angry!”.
Save water! Take a shower with your girlfriend.
When she’s angry, even the devil runs away…
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the person a few steps ahead is crazy. Helen Rowland
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing. Helen Rowland
I love you like Sheldon loves his place.
I love you with my belly. I want to say heart, but my belly is bigger.
I love you so much for keeping our iPhone and Samsung relationship alive.
I love taking long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.
You know how they say “You can’t live without love”? Then, oxygen is even more important. Dr. Gregory Houser
Would I rather be feared or loved? Well…it’s all simple. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott, office
He made me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July! Dara, hooligans
He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge…I’m going to carry on his name.
Love is like an hourglass, the heart is full but the brain is empty.
Love is a fire. But whether it will warm your fireplace or burn your house down, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
He said there was no spark between us anymore. So I hit him with a taser.
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a relationship expert Cecily von Ziegesauer
Gravity does not cause people to fall in love. albert einstein
